UPC Sucks (2)

My first blog post with the title UPC sucks is the #1 hit on Bing and the #5 hit on Google. Unfortunately it is time to add another such post.

UPC is a cable company that has a monopoly on cable tv in large parts of the Netherlands. I have two UPC mediaboxes for watching digital tv and using the UPC On Demand service. When they work, the picture quality is great. If they don’t work, they cause you major headaches and an endless stream of calls to the UPC helpdesk. You have to dial a paid phone number in order to speak to UPC and the waiting time is between 5 and 10 minutes in my experience.

Since february 2009, I have two mediaboxes, one is a Philips HD-DVR and the other is a Thompson SD without DVR. On at least three occasions I have had “access denied” problems on all digital tv channels. Resolving these problems took multiple calls to the helpdesk in each case. The usual chain of recommended trouble shooting is:

  1. Recheck the cabling, unless you insist you can see the “access denied” error message on the screen so there is a working connection between your mediabox and the tv.
  2. Take the power cable out for 30 seconds and then reinsert it. The reboot takes at least a couple of minutes. Which you pay for of course, because you don’t want to hang up the phone and get back to the end of the queue when you need to call again because the problem is not resolved.
  3. Reset the box to factory settings. You loose all customizations (like favorite channels). This takes about five minutes.
  4. Press some button on the box while reinserting the power cable (variant of step 2) to force a software update. This takes over five minutes before the box is usable again.

I am sure these steps resolve 90% of the problems for most customers, because the mediabox is an unstable piece of crap. I try these steps before calling the helpdesk to save some money on the call. But for the remaining 10% of the cases it doesn’t work. And actually if the helpdesk had more intelligent scripts or more intelligent people, they could tell in advance what types of problems are not resolved by these steps. The “access denied” case is such a class of problem. Some helpdesk employees realize this, if you insist you know the problem is on their end. Others just want to send a mechanic to check your cabling for which you have to stay at home for at least half a day.

What sometimes happens is that the mediabox for unknown reasons looses it authorization to view all channels. The resolution is that the UPC server should push the authorization again to the box. Some employees claim they can’t do this and others that this takes up to 24 hours to take effect, but that is rubbish. If you happen to get a decently skilled employee on the phone, they should be able to solve the problem instantly while you wait.

In May 2009 the On Demand service stopped working on both of my mediaboxes. After selecting a video and pressing OK, error code CU103 or VD103 appeared with the message that I should call the helpdesk. For most cases this symptom can be resolved by rebooting the box (step 2 above). After being online for a couple of days, the box has the tendency to loose its IP-address and is not smart enough to reacquire it. You can check this by pressing the red button on channel 999. This performs a connectivity check. In my case the result was “congratulations! you have a connection with the UPC network” and the next screen showed all green statuses with IP-addresses and all. After calling the helpdesk they insisted that it must be a coax cabling problem on my end because steps 2 to 4 didn’t fix the problem. I didn’t believe this, because I have good cabling from Hirschmann. Nevertheless, as I was out of options, I agreed to stay at home for a mechanic. The guy (from Centric hired by UPC) was no On Demand expert and repeated steps 2 to 4. He measured the signal strength, which was fine as I expected. He did have one extra trick up his sleeve:

  • After the reset to factory settings enter the wrong region code so you connect with a server in another region. Try to start On Demand. Switch back to original region. Retry.

This didn’t work. The mediaboxes otherwise seemed to work just fine and the chance of two in one home breaking down at the same day is pretty slim, so they were not replaced. The mechanic left without being able to fix the problem. He concluded that the problem had to be at the UPC server end. I didn’t hear back from UPC for a couple of days and called them again. A new case would be opened and I heard something about “frequency fine-tuning on the server end”. A couple of days later On Demand magically started working, but I never heard if and what was fixed by UPC.

Fast forward to August 7th, 2009. On Demand stopped working again with the same symptoms as in May. So I called the helpdesk. They always apologize for the inconvenience and claim they will solve your problem. Their script and training includes friendliness. But it turns out that for complex On Demand problems they can only send e-mail messages to a special UPC unit that I dub the “black hole”. There is only one-way communication from the helpdesk to this unit possible. They promise that the unit will call you back, but they never do. Apparently the workflow is that the customer has to call the help desk again if the issue is not resolved after a couple of days and his/her patience runs out after not hearing anything from UPC. The help desk goes through exactly the same cycle again and just opens a new case for the “black hole” unit. Some employees have the nerve to claim that the unit will look into the issue the same evening. Others say they cannot state any reasonable time for resolution or feedback: “could be longer than a week”. There is only one case where the helpdesk called me back (not the black hole unit). The only thing the employee could tell me was that the e-mail had been sent and he would call again after the weekend to give another status update. That call never came.

Randomly in this endless sequence of calls to the helpdesk an employee will claim again that they need to send a mechanic. After telling them the whole history again, I could oftentimes convince them that the problem is very likely not on my end and I don’t want to stay at home for a day for a mechanic who can’t fix the problem. My mediaboxes have a proper return signal. UPC can measure this remotely. UPC Interactive works, so the TCP/IP connection is obviously not the problem.

Tonight I got into this whole discussion with the help desk again. I was ready to give in, so I asked “When can you send a mechanic?” The first available option was August 26th, so more than a week from now. And that for a problem that started on August 7th. And no compensation what so ever if the mechanic isn’t able to fix the problem, because it isn’t at my end of the cable. UPC has a cash back policy if they can’t fix a problem in 24 hours. But On Demand is not included in this policy, because they claim it is a “free” service. Of course it isn’t free. You can’t get it unless you pay money for a digital television pack and mediabox. On Demand is a large part of their marketing and an important motivator for me to pay extra for digital television.

Tomorrow I am going to call UPC again to file a formal complaint. This blog post serves as a public statement that I can refer to, to add some extra weight to my complaint.

If you managed to read this far, thanks for bearing with me.

If you consider becoming a UPC customer, be prepared to buy extra aspirin.

One thought on “UPC Sucks (2)

  1. Brunauer Werner

    We are now on our sixth box each box lasted about 2mts and then broke down our new box we got only yesterday we were happy as at last we have our baby tv back a welcome break for us parents when drinking a quick coffee.... Low and behold the bloody thing doesnt work .... !!!! The techniker is not really interested in our problems oh just bring it in and pick up a new one (which is also a mega stress) I would like to no who is responsible and give them a slap in the face with a wet fish 🙂 (metephorically speaking of course) ......


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